My butt are dirty like a slut! Look how dirty it is! Ugly shots and you are close as possible!---
Woke up from a nap with the runs.- You can hear it pour out of me like a stinky waterfall.
Taking a gross, smelly dump in my favorite boots.- Aren-t they cute?!- Sorry my ass is being so loud!
Before I go out I realize I had to rush to the bathroom for a -2.- I-m on a new diet, which has caused me to have very green and messy trips to the toilet.- Its not solid at all, and sprays the green mess all over the inside of the toilet bowl.- I talk about it and try to clean it up, and then find it clogged.- Of course.
Taking a nice dump backwards after a morning jog.
I just got back from my yoga class and have been holding in my farts the whole time!! Well...kind of.- I let one slip and it was so bad I ran out and drove home I was so embarrassed.- But phew, finally home to release all that gas.- I let it brew inside me the whole car ride home, so they-re extra stinky!!- Some are real wet, thank god I left! But even though I am having the WORST prepoop gas, my ass looks amazing -)
Oh yeah, I was at amazing party and now my ass suffer pain!--Many fast loud brownies is going into my toilet, come and hear them.-Hugh splash! It went!--